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VECTORS OF THE AMIRANI VIRUS

Vectors are the unique set of paranormal powers which the Scourge allows Toxic to not only perform but to master over time. We (the Lambent Foundation) have been conducting this research for the last ninety years, and we are proud to say that most of these ideas have now been widely adopted by the Toxic… Read more »

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THE ZOMBIE ANT

You have probably heard of the Ophiocordyceps fungus that affects ants… it takes over the brain of the ant, and makes it climb high into a tree-top, adhere itself to a leaf or twig, and die.  A horn-like protuberance then sprouts from the head of the ant – one that holds spores that are then released… Read more »

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Threats & Dangers: BLEACH IS THE ENEMY

EXITUS ACTA PROBAT We are not the rulers of this earth. We are not its secret masters. We are not its guardians. Indeed, we are not even its watchers. We are the lowest of the low: theoutcasts, the lepers. We are the sick and the diseased, the forbidden ones, and we cling to our baleful… Read more »

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WE ARE TOXIC – I AM ZOMBIE

WARNING! Read at your own risk If you’re still human, STOP! This book is not for you. Walk away before you know too much. What has been seen cannot be unseen. You can’t go back: you’ll never forget the ghastly truth. There are thousands of curious BREATHER folk like you who just couldn’t help themselves… Read more »

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ANATOMY OF AN ID CARD: I AM ZOMBIE

Some Breathers have decided to make a game based on our new edition of the Field Manual, and they asked us to post this little tidbit on their most entertaining efforts: This is an I AM ZOMBIE ID card. Instead of using a character sheet, you can pick 5-15 cards from decks of ID cards… Read more »

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Neuroscientists Explain the Undead

“Distinguished neuroscientist Timothy Verstynen, professor of psychology at Carnegie Mellon University, visited Google’s Cambridge, MA office on Halloween. He was there to discuss the book he just co-authored with equally distinguished neuroscientist Bradley Voytek, Do Zombies Dream of Undead Sheep? A Neuroscientific Look at the Zombie Brain. In this groundbreaking study, the fearless duo dissect… Read more »

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LISTEN TO THE CITY MOAN – I AM ZOMBIE

We sat on the hood of a shitty pickup truck outside of the club. The bassline of some deep glitch-step beats droned through the walls and echoed into the parking lot. I thought for a moment that the downbeat sounded like something I had heard in an old dial-up syncing code, but my thoughts were… Read more »

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THE FINAL OUTBREAK IS… NEAR – I AM ZOMBIE

Hello everyone, exciting news! I AM ZOMBIE is very, very close to being done. WE don’t have an exact ship date, but for the PDF’s it should be a matter of weeks. In terms of the books, cards and ID chips it all depends on if we can find a printer in the USA. We… Read more »

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I Had a Daughter Once – I AM ZOMBIE

She was a beautiful, lithe little thing. She could dance and sing for hours. Sooo much energy. It would almost make you dizzy just watching her, spinning in her imaginary ball gown to some imaginary orchestra that had been robbed of its timbre and rearranged into hummed, pianissimo tones from her smiling lips. She would… Read more »

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BRAAAAIINS! The Hard Dream – I AM ZOMBIE

March 10th 2007: “Sheree”—Last name redacted. (Interviewer asks if subject is comfortable discussing her past addictions.) Um, yeah, I guess. I mean… This is a cautionary book, right? It’s going to help people? (Interviewer responds in the affirmative.) Fine. Well… You stopped dreaming, right? So you don’t sleep anymore; that function of your brain is… Read more »