Face the truth: You’re a zombie now, but not moaning and shuffling like in the movies. You’re still you, who you always were: intelligent, conscious, and endowed with free will. They get it all wrong when they put it on screen, of course. (On purpose, so nobody thinks it’s real.) They show Skags, sure, but… Read more »
WARNING! Read at your own risk If you’re still human, STOP! This book is not for you. Walk away before you know too much. What has been seen cannot be unseen. You can’t go back: you’ll never forget the ghastly truth. There are thousands of curious BREATHER folk like you who just couldn’t help themselves… Read more »
(Recorded September of 2003. Name of interviewee redacted.) Is— Yeah? We’re good? Ok, hey. So there’s a day we all tend to feel. Some f*ckers never really come back from it, but it’s the day you come to terms with your condition. I’m not the only f*cker out there with this shit. Some people say… Read more »
Conscious Deficit Hypoactivity Disorder – IAZ
Breaking News: They’re on to us true, but perhaps the Blackout is cracking, just a little. This wouldn’t have been published just a few years ago. Doubt they will ever get tenure now… “Scientist Timothy Verstynen, an assistant professor in the department of psychology at Carnegie Mellon University in in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, and Bradley Voytek,… Read more »
WE HATE AND FEAR THE Z-PATROL!
The Z-Patrol Both Protects Us… and Controls Us. They are our masters true, and know it, but there are horrors worse than them. Mainly however, the Z-Patrol stands between us and BLEACH. They crack down on us so that BLEACH doesn’t come in and destroy everything. They are our Trustees in that sense. They exist… Read more »
UNIVERSAL VECTORS: WHAT WE ALL CAN DO
Something about the Scourge and the physiognomy of the Toxic, something unique to them as the lucid and infected, is that they exhibit certain extraordinary (some say supernatural) capacities that others don’t. Following is a digest of those capacities that all Toxic seem to share. SCRY GRADE ø – Universal Scream: Heat Auras: Subjects report… Read more »
NEARLY DONE… SO QUIT UR WHINING!
Hello fellow Tox, Balthazar Black here with a little project update. We are so very, very close to finishing the damn thing. Indeed we are about to cross the finish line on the I Am Zombie Field Manual, but a few final details are delaying things slightly. We want to do this exactly right. We want… Read more »
TOXIC HANGOUTS AND HIDEOUTS – IAZ
Hospice – If you are not a member, these are not places to which one is typically invited, unless, of course, the hospice is hosting a Purgis. You need an invitation and a purpose. However, in recent years, some hospices have been on the lookout for new members. They can be very well defended, so… Read more »
THE FOOD WE LOVE… When we’re dead.
THE FOOD WE LOVE… Burn, Baby, Burn We half-dead burn calories and energy just like the breathers do, and just like the fully alive, we need to eat to keep functioning. The rate at which we burn through these reserves differs vastly, however. A Toxic laying low for a while may just need to eat once… Read more »
BLEACH MOST WANTED – JAKAMAK – Balthazar “Wysiwyg” Black
JAKAMAK ARTIFICER Balthazar “Wysiwyg” Black CAN’T REPAIR IT BUT CAN DO ONE BETER Nationality: American Stated Goal: Crack the code and invent a new technology Allegiance: Neo-Tox/Doomsayer; seems to have a secret agenda of some sort. Still likely to be associated with Purgatory Press (banned group) which he founded Last Seen: Lamborghini Junkyard, Province of… Read more »
ECHO VAULT – Hospice Locations
Echo Vault: This notorious hospice was founded only 45 years ago but quickly shot to worldwide fame and influence. Located just below an abandoned subway station in Manhattan, Echo Vault is infamous for initiating the Toxnet project back in the mid-80s. After its denizens got their hands on some ARPANET servers and infected them with… Read more »
BLEACH MOST WANTED – KREIGER – Endora “The Valkyrie” Venin
KREIGER WARLORD Endora “The Valkyrie” Venin A FIST IN THE FACE OF THE PROFANE Nationality: American Stated Goal: Overthrow the Profaners and their corrupt system. Victory or Death Allegiance: Self declared leader of the Hellraisers; Alpha Warlord; sworn enemy of the Xzavier Last Seen: Al-Hamra, Beirut, Lebanon; Port of Aqaba, Jordan; Omodos, Cyprus Online Persona(s): Malake… Read more »
THE SCOURGE: Under the Rotting Flesh
An Old Affliction The Scourge is so old and remorseless that we as a whole have long been dedicated to the idea that it has a supernatural—even biblical—origin. However, our generation struggles to explain it with science, and some dismiss it with conspiracy theories. We may never know what it really is, but we can… Read more »